The dull thread

[gaffer falls]

Amazing how socks go missing and jump out of the basket when emptying the washing machine

 

[jimmym]

When lining your wheelie bins in the back yard do ye have a system like me? I go in alphabetical order
Blue, brown, Green,

 

[MrFrisp]

I presume the longer sock is your wank sock?

Probably the shorter one to be fair.

 

[fed up]

Probably the shorter one to be fair.

That lad is in retirement now.
Herself said it should have been on disability all along.

 

[Crankycorner]

When lining your wheelie bins in the back yard do ye have a system like me? I go in alphabetical order
Blue, brown, Green,

I spend a bit of time analysing how often I go to each bin and arrange them accordingly. Mrs Cranky does not have such a system and it creates quite a bit of tension. The words ‘sad cunt’ may have been used on occasion.

 

[MrFrisp]

That lad is in retirement now.
Herself said it should have been on disability all along.

Brilliant reply in fairness.

Can't stop laughing at that..

 

[jimmym]

That lad is in retirement now.
Herself said it should have been on disability all along.

She calls you the Fed express, Too quick altogether

 

[Meritocracy]

I'll be 'watching' Luton v Brentford on Flashscore for 90 minutes tomorrow.

 

[jimmym]

I'll be 'watching' Luton v Brentford on Flashscore for 90 minutes tomorrow.

Beats trying to understand what Clinton Morrison or that Sue Smith are saying,

 

[Meritocracy]

Beats trying to understand what Clinton Morrison or that Sue Smith are saying,

I'm actually thinking about cancelling my Sky subscription.

I'll send Greedy a PM later.