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Have you ever been to an Amsterdam sex show? Share your tales
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<blockquote data-quote="MerchantOfEnnis" data-source="post: 7425535" data-attributes="member: 46265"><p>A mate of mine, let's just call him Dennis, recently went to Amsterdam and decided to check out a live sex show after visiting the Anne Frank House and smoking a few doobies.</p><p></p><p>€60 entry, free drink, but you can only stay for an hour and a half.</p><p></p><p>Jesus the things he saw. Lads riding wans non stop without blowing their load (I'm convinced they hire gay lads as the male performers in these things, no other explanation is plausible.).</p><p></p><p>Then these ones with amazing pelvic muscles writing letters with a pen inserted in their vagina. Amazing skill tbf.</p><p></p><p>And this carry on of lads being invited up from the audience to "eat a banana". Sadly DennisY wasn't invited up, but apparently back in the day a lot more was done with the banana than it was these days. Poor stags up on stage getting a banana shoved up his hole while all his m8s cheer on in the audience.</p><p></p><p>Overall my m8 said it was good but not worth €60. Despite drink being free he only managed two drinks in the hour as the bar was so busy and he also didn't want to miss too much of the action on stage.</p><p></p><p>Anyone got any tales from these shows? I'd say there are a fair few of ye who have been, so share your stories.</p><p></p><p>Remember, you're among friends here. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🧡" title="Orange heart :orange_heart:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f9e1.png" data-shortname=":orange_heart:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MerchantOfEnnis, post: 7425535, member: 46265"] A mate of mine, let's just call him Dennis, recently went to Amsterdam and decided to check out a live sex show after visiting the Anne Frank House and smoking a few doobies. €60 entry, free drink, but you can only stay for an hour and a half. Jesus the things he saw. Lads riding wans non stop without blowing their load (I'm convinced they hire gay lads as the male performers in these things, no other explanation is plausible.). Then these ones with amazing pelvic muscles writing letters with a pen inserted in their vagina. Amazing skill tbf. And this carry on of lads being invited up from the audience to "eat a banana". Sadly DennisY wasn't invited up, but apparently back in the day a lot more was done with the banana than it was these days. Poor stags up on stage getting a banana shoved up his hole while all his m8s cheer on in the audience. Overall my m8 said it was good but not worth €60. Despite drink being free he only managed two drinks in the hour as the bar was so busy and he also didn't want to miss too much of the action on stage. Anyone got any tales from these shows? I'd say there are a fair few of ye who have been, so share your stories. Remember, you're among friends here. 🧡 [/QUOTE]
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