Bottom Entrance Only at Secrets

1st Jun 2010

Times are tough in all industries and the lap dancing industry is no different. Secrets on Leitrim Street have clearly fallen on hard times and are not waiting for the recession to bottom out to change their door policy.

Cork punters have been so enthusiastic about low prices at the club that they have assumed that for little more than a song they could slip in through the main entrance, plunge through the welcome curtains and penetrate the front door.

Not so.

The arrow points at the drain on the road but we get it. If you were thinking 'diesel is still quite reasonable' then you should log off now.

Management's bone of contention with local punters has forced them to erect a large new sign to clarify the issue.

Punters arriving at the club are presented with a sign directing them to use the bottom entrance only. You wouldn't want to make an ass of yourself by going in through the wrong entrance now would you?

Secrets' punters are obviously not bothered by an ugly exterior. They're more concerned about what's on the inside. Awww. How sweet.

Because of the half-cocked information available outside, Cork punters are unsure as to how much money they have to part with to be allowed to actually gain admission to the bottom entrance for real.

Clarification would also be welcome also on how long you are allowed to stay inside, where best to place your tip and finally what entrance you should finish up at when you're coming out.