Fianna Fáil to buy 18 seater minibus
28th Feb 2011
Sources at Fianna Fáil’s Cork headquarters have revealed plans to ship their newly elected TDs to and from Dublin and around the country by mini-bus due to its severely reduced size.
After their worst performance in government since the foundation of the state in which they relinquished Ireland’s future economic decisions to the IMF the party has been decimated however this bodes well for the organisations transport costs as now the entire parliamentary party will fit in a small minibus.
18 seats and a bit of standing room
“Give or take a few additional passengers coming on board and having to stand, a minibus is now sufficient to move all our TDs around together and is a great opportunity for the party to cut transports costs.”
Former ministers will find the journeys tough having had the luxury of limousines, private government jets and human-carrying dwarves in the past.
“Since we bust the country", said our source, "we might as well follow suit and be bussed ourselves”.
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