Kerry GAA Animals 2010

13th Sep 2010

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There was a fierce hoo-hah last year after our video about Kerry football fans went up on the internet but this year things have got even worse around the city and county so we said we'd better bring you another update.

Last year incursions were restricted to farms in West Cork but because Kerry were beaten out of the championship so early this year they've had plenty time to get to Cork by means other than land.

They could turn up at any point on Cork's magnificent 1000km coastline so please keep your eyes, ears and most importantly, nose tuned in and alert your nearest Peoples Republic of Cork Official should you see one.

If you must approach them we would recommend having at least three of your favourite sporting jibes ready to roll. Ball hopping Kerrymen will keep them at arms length and should prevent them trying to interfere with your mouth.

Cork are still in the All-Ireland championship and if the Rebels are victorious against County Down next Sunday this could drive the Kerry animals beserk thus making many of them extremely dangerous.

The very thought of Sam Maguire being handed across the border is sickening to most Kerry fans and they'll be screeching and howling for the Down boys this weekend. Their county is at risk of imploding should Graham Canty hoist the silverware on Sunday.

May the best Cork team win.