Missing Mars probe found on Pana
3rd Jun 2004
Missing Mars Probe Found on Pana
Alan Ger reports.....
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Beagle 2 found on Pana with new twirly brushes |
The lost Mars probe Beagle 2 made a brief appearance on Patrick St. earlier this week having been revamped as a street cleaning buggie.
The Corpo have recently introduced 'The Leech' to Pana in an attempt to protect the new fancy paving. At substantial cost the man is employed to patrol Pana several times each week along the poshness to rid it of gank dropped by disloyal and disrespectful langers who have no pride in their city. |
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Lamp the reg plate! Ringy would turn in his grave. |
Scandalously the county that shared the All-Ireland final with Cork last year has been found guilty of soilking the probe. Just lamp the reg plate!
While NASA scientists used specialist telescopes, satelittes and radar equipment to search for the missing probe cute Kilkenny huaires were sooping it up in some farm shed near Freshford. They'd put sneaky Kerrymen to shame. Think they'd throw a spoiler on the back in fairness.
Is the billion dollar Leech working though? Is it just spitting out water and twirling its brushes in a hollow show to win the hearts and minds of citizens?
Have a sconse over the next week or two and tell us what you think.
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