Missing Mars probe found on Pana
3rd Jun 2004
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Missing Mars Probe Found on Pana
Alan Ger reports.....
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Beagle 2 found on Pana with new twirly brushes |
| The lost Mars probe Beagle 2 made a brief appearance on Patrick St. earlier this week having been revamped as a street cleaning buggie. The Corpo have recently introduced 'The Leech' to Pana in an attempt to protect the new fancy paving. At substantial cost the man is employed to patrol Pana several times each week along the poshness to rid it of gank dropped by disloyal and disrespectful langers who have no pride in their city. |
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Lamp the reg plate! Ringy would turn in his grave. |
Scandalously the county that shared the All-Ireland final with Cork last year has been found guilty of soilking the probe. Just lamp the reg plate! |
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