Norton Releases Software for Corkonians

3rd Dec 2010

What better way to start 2011 than with a new add on for Norton's famous suite of anti-spam. Specially developed for Cork users this exciting new spam filter makes sure that only Cork-safe house music, video and links will reach your inbox and exist on your machine. 

There's nothing worse than some dopey feen or his old doll sending links by email or facebook to stupid gammy house or God forbid, any other type of music.

PROC has been working industriously for the last six years in conjunction with the Symantec Corporation (mainly ringing them and playing them tunes down the phone) to develop this exciting application which should reduce the amount that Cork people's heads get wrecked by people from outside Cork who think they know what good house music is. 

Parents who attended Sir Henrys will take comfort from the fact that this software also prevents children from downloading any music other than that approved by the software. This prevents any potential exposure of the child to hard house, happy house, progressive house or any other dangerous rubbish that can be found on the internet.

The software also has a number of options including a facility to prevent the Ball and Chain from ever playing out loud on your PC. Furthermore the software's patented algorithms scan each individual file to check the bpm count and rejects anything outside the range of 118 to 124bpm by replacing it with a range of pre-selected proper house tunes that have been Henry's approved.