PROC Gallery Update - May 2007

17th May 2007

PROC Gallery Update - May 2007

The Peoples Republic and the message of Corkonian revolution excludes nobody. Feens, beours and bobas are all welcome to embrace the doctrine of independence and greatness that has been bestowed on our nation, be they foreign, half-breeds or blow-ins.

Here's proud Cork man Paul Frost bringing the PROC message to the Taj Mahal in India with his friend Rory Dempsey. Comrade Frost, a trombone player on tour with an orchestra in India, was treated to a civic reception and an audience with the mayor of Agra with whom he discussed plans for Corkonian autonomy. Both exchanged views over disputed territories Kashmir and the Beara Peninsula.

To win favour with locals, unimpressed with English speakers, Paul communicated his views on the Kashmir crisis through Irish. Talk about blowing your own horn....

Here's a photo of Jenna Hickman and Jessie Armstead-Loges of Tallahassee, Florida sent in by Cork man Eoin O'Shea. We have no other information which suggests Eoin is working as an undercover PROC agent somewhere deep in enemy territory.

Gaining valuable rest! Oh how it warms us inside to see Cork's 2023 hurling corner forward and half back all star pairing before they become famous. Dad and proud Corkonian Liam ” Suilleabhain has decided to raise Oscar and Conor in the hot climate of Dubai to permanently acclimatise them for the humidity that global warming will bring to the 2023 championship ensuring a Cork victory.

Lining out in their county colours at just six months is a sure sign that these boys will be able to sing De Banks before they can walk. No doubt they'll also be hooking and blocking before they can hold a pencil or batter a camel.

"Although born out foreign their make-up", according to their dad, "is 99% Cork and 1% Swedish'