Rain God Returns From Annual Leave

25th Jun 2014

Cork’s resident Rain God has returned to the Rebel County after two weeks annual leave in the Canaries with close associate Snoop Doggy Dogg to whom he provides “drizzle”.  

Claiming it was “good to be back” on arrival at passport control at Cork Airport last night, it is understood that Mr. Rain arrived back early on a flight from Tenerife late on Wednesday afternoon and immediately began pissing everywhere.
 

That Dogg loves a bitta drizzle

“Listen, ye’ve had two weeks of sunshine without a drop of rain langballs”, said the God through interpreter Gambit O’Leary, “get over yourselves.”

It is believed that the rain God spent over two weeks destroying the holidays of thousands of northern Europeans on the Spanish islands of Grand Canaria, Tenerife and Little Mayfield with torrential rains beating down on the archipelago where high temperatures and blue skies normally reign supreme.

Rain God’s plans for the next week are unknown but it is suspected that he’ll be hanging around.

“I haven’t decided whether I’ll make a balls of the weekend for ye or not”, he said, “I hear the weather man said there’ll be more sunshine….well I very much drought it!”