Shazam Ingestible Tablet

10th Dec 2013

Jeh’ever have some song in your head but can’t figure out what it is? Many music lovers find themselves humming tunes in vain to friends and family desperately hoping someone can help them work out a track name or artist. Sometimes the torture can go on for years. Now a Cork pharmaceutical manufacturer has a solution.   

What’s That Tune?!
Launched several years ago, the Shazam app revolutionised track identification for millions of music fans by recording a small snippet of a track on their smartphones and searching a vast database of music to find a match – even allowing users to download the track to their device immediately if they wished.

Shitzam
Now, the pharmaceutical industry in Cork, Ireland have gone one better by allowing users to get a song out of their head and onto their music device by ingesting a small tablet that records the music playing in a user’s brain.

As the tablet passes through the body it records cerebral vibrations and also examines users’ souls for traces of “it”. Upon exit, via the anus, the new tablet known as ‘Shitzam’ connects with a user’s smartphone and presents the artist and track name.
 

Here it comes...

“I had this class tune in my head for years that was wrecking me head bah”, said one participant who took part in a trial earlier this week, “but thirty minutes after dropping a Shitzam I had a result. It was the best shit I ever took.”.

Wan for a tenner, three for twenty. You know yourself.  

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