Time Displays Eliminate Bus-Fag Rule

2nd Feb 2012

Having waited for twenty nicotine-free minutes for a bus to arrive the craving often forces smokers to spark up a quickie – the hope being that the cigarette will be finished by the time the bus arrives.

Feens up in Capwell clearly have a laugh!

The fag-bus rule however means that in at least 50% of cases as soon as the cigarette has been lit the bus immediately appears around the corner – as if the bus driver was waiting nearby and took off the minute he smelt the bang of a fag.

Donnbrook smokers have 45 minutes to work on their tumour.

This forces the trashing of an extremely pricey almost-full cancer-stick after only a succession of frantic pulls and some ‘no, you go ahead of me there’ mura-yeah chivalry as other passengers climb on board to pay.

The new displays will ensure that smokers waste less fags and thus develop a tumor earlier so it’s a mixed blessing really.

Assuming these signs are going to be accurate of course.