Was Andy Gray on Neurofen?

28th Jan 2011

Sky sports commentator Andy Gray who was recently fired by his employer for sexist remarks captured on camera may have been taking neurofen plus a leaked report reveals.

Fans of English soccer are long accustomed to drawn out boring matches between geographically vague hinterland clubs and as a commentator Andy Gray’s remit was to make a bunch of overpaid lads prancing around a field in the English midlands on a Tuesday night sound like it was a fascinating and important global event.
 

Former sky sports commentator Andy Gray

Such was the lack of excitement in many such games that Gray is likely to have been reduced to painkillers to take the edge of the meaningless games involving non-entities such as Hull and Wolves.

Since ‘Caragate’ in October 2010, in which a well-known Cork DJ is said to have publically masturbated on board an Aer Lingus flight to Cork, suspicions are growing that a side-effect of neurofen plus appears to be a total and utter disregard for women. This may explain the actions of both men.

Gray, who could have been on the drug for some time, is not believed to be a heavy user of neurofen unlike his Cork comrade who triple-dropped the drug before becoming the founding member of the now infamous ‘Niall High Club’.

When Iran ran out of neurofen plus women were allowed out on the streets.

Scientists are believed to be secretly conducting tests among lesbians to see if neurofen plus makes them love other women less, while it is understood that the government in Iran have ordered 25 tonnes of neurofen plus to offset political reform by handing the drug out free to young males.