Stuff that grinds your gears

[MerchantOfEnnis]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

 

[Happyhonkaman]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

Ah jesus EnnisY.. ya feckin animal

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

Dry them well, your cheeks that is!

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Dry them well, your cheeks that is!

You've some cheek

 

[MrFrisp]

You've some cheek

Sticky ones, or dry ones?

 

[Heraldo]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

…and then you fart a wet one

 

[Crankycorner]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

Some like that MoE.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Those "V" shoes that every middle aged woman wears. Imagine having that little individuality in your mid 40s that you need to wear the exact same runners as every other woman your age.

Also, those white Adidas "Samba" shoes that every girl in her late teens/early 20s wears. Imagine being that boring in what should be an exciting time of development and exploration in your life that you need to wear the exact same runners as every other girl your age.

I could continue with similar rants about Doc Martins and Converse but I won't. Too busy trying to decide on what way to kill myself.

 

[Matlock]

Those "V" shoes that every middle aged woman wears. Imagine having that little individuality in your mid 40s that you need to wear the exact same runners as every other woman your age.

Also, those white Adidas "Samba" shoes that every girl in her late teens/early 20s wears. Imagine being that boring in what should be an exciting time of development and exploration in your life that you need to wear the exact same runners as every other girl your age.

I could continue with similar rants about Doc Martins and Converse but I won't. Too busy trying to decide on what way to kill myself.

V shoes?

 

[Crankycorner]

V shoes?

I’m glad someone else asked because I hadn’t a feckin clue.